Friday, October 31, 2008
All cleared!
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Why I can't seem to lose those kilos
One final one to go
Twist those fingers!
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like a banana
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Windsurfing Diaries 4 - Port Rounding
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
No more presentations!
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Weekends to me
Friday, October 17, 2008
I will not touch Word Challenge tonight
Will not. Must not.
Update: DID NOT. Chang – 1, Word Challenge – 0
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Blogging from Microsoft Word 07
Test test.
Update: Okay, so it works. I guess it'll be a lot easier to do stuff like posting pictures and changing font, etc. This is quite cool, go try it too if you have the 07 version of M'soft Word. I think they support quite a number of blog hosts. Have fun!
Anti-Projects
Poor Tech Support Guy...
Tech Support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one.
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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.
Tech Support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.
Tech Support: That doesn’t so! sound good; I’ll make a note.
Customer: No, wait a minute. I hadn’t inserted it yet.
It’s still on my desk. Sorry.
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Tech Support: Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can’t print. Every time I try, it says ‘Can’t find printer’. I’ve even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can’t find it.
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Customer: I have problems printing in red.
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah, thank you.
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Tech support: What’s on your monitor now, ma’am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boy friend bought for me in the supermarket.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it’s plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can’t get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in.
Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there’s another one here. Ah, that one does
work.
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Tech support: Your password is the small letter “a” as in “apple”, a capital letter “V” as in “Victor”, the number “7″.
Customer: Is that “7″ in capital letters?
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Customer: I can’t get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
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Tech support: What antivirus programme do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That’s not an antivirus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry. Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I’m writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?
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A female customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: “No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine .”
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And last but not least:
Tech support: “Okay Bob, let’s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter “P” to bring up the Program Manager.”
Customer: I don’t have a “P”.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: “P”, on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I’M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Windsurfing Diaries 3: Beginning on a downwind journey
Monday, October 13, 2008
The night summed up
Sunday, October 12, 2008
纸包不住火
everyone who attended!
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Spare us all the nitty gritty details please
Friday, October 10, 2008
Hey botak!
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Windsurfing Diaries 2: A Beginner's Dream
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Jodie and Mary
Jodie and Mary were born on 8 August 2000 at St Mary's Hospital in Manchester, joined together at the lower abdomen. They each had their own head, arms, legs, brain, heart, lungs, kidneys and liver. The only shared organ was a bladder. There were severe ano-urogenital abnormalities and serious problems arising from the fusion of pelvic bones and the tips of their spines. Jodie seemed to have normal brain development, and her main organs were all working well. Mary had primitive brain function, her heart barely functioned, and her lungs did not function at all. She was surviving only as a result of Jodie's heart pumping blood around her body. This effort was expected to weaken Jodie quite quickly and lead to her death, and thus that of Mary too, in about three to six months. |
When the parents came to Britain seeking medical aid, doctors at St Mary's Hospital proposed an operation to separate the twins. The operation would cause Mary's immediate death, but Jodie was expected to have a good chance of surviving, and a reasonable chance, after further operations, of a full, healthy life with the ability to walk, control her bladder and bowels and have normal sexual function. The worst case scenario was that she might be wheelchair-bound with continence and sexual function problems. source |
Saturday, October 4, 2008
You think?
Thursday, October 2, 2008
i hate to say this but..
It was during one of those conversations where we were disagreeing again with each other's views that I got a clearer understanding of ...
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Picked this up from the library this afternoon. I love the way he writes; it's just so as-a-matter-of-factly, not that different from th...
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so is that a good or bad thing?
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Thanks to the ktowy guys, I learnt of a new place to hang out at. The next time I get caught in a situation where a group of us meets up for...