Tech Support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one.
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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.
Tech Support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.
Tech Support: That doesn’t so! sound good; I’ll make a note.
Customer: No, wait a minute. I hadn’t inserted it yet.
It’s still on my desk. Sorry.
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Tech Support: Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can’t print. Every time I try, it says ‘Can’t find printer’. I’ve even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can’t find it.
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Customer: I have problems printing in red.
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah, thank you.
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Tech support: What’s on your monitor now, ma’am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boy friend bought for me in the supermarket.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it’s plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can’t get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in.
Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there’s another one here. Ah, that one does
work.
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Tech support: Your password is the small letter “a” as in “apple”, a capital letter “V” as in “Victor”, the number “7″.
Customer: Is that “7″ in capital letters?
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Customer: I can’t get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
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Tech support: What antivirus programme do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That’s not an antivirus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry. Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I’m writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?
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A female customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: “No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine .”
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And last but not least:
Tech support: “Okay Bob, let’s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter “P” to bring up the Program Manager.”
Customer: I don’t have a “P”.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: “P”, on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I’M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
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